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Post by Garthy Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:45 am

[quote:1e62="Naddybikini"]lol, short fuse, funny.

I thought she ran off because he pumped himself up down there with roids and it's bulging like that guy with exploding arms.[/quote]

Yes - Greg Valentino lol!!!! What a charactar he is, his arms look bloody awful!

Whats the time difference between here and Canada? I notice you post very early in the morning our time! I will have to get the forum members to wake up early one day so they can reply to your posts in real time!
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Post by Absoluteherb Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:19 am

The Prime Minister is lying on a psychiatrist's couch.

PM. But doctor this is really troubling me. I find myself every day lying more and more to the people of the country. They elected me for my honesty and truth how can I live with myself after doing this?

Doc. Prime Minister do not worry yourself too much, everybody lies even my dog lies to me.

PM. Your dog lies to you, I thought dogs were a creature of honesty and integrity?

Doc. Ah, no. This is a common misconception. Every morning my dog gets up greets me likes his tail grabs his head against my leg and tries to convince me to feed him. This on his part is purely a matter of survival. He could not tell if it was me if he could see me.

PM. Your dog cannot see you?

Doc. No it is a very sad case we got him from a dog rescue home. Shortly after we got him he was run over by a car. We had to take him to the vet and get his leg amputated. As a result of this he fell over in the garden and tore off one of his ears. Later in an incident involving a terrorist he was blown up and shot at which blinded him. When he was at the vets being cared for he was given the wrong drugs and is poisoned him as a result he had to have his testicles removed. So you see he does not know who I am but for him lying is a matter of survival.

PM. So you are telling me that you have a dog that has been run over, blown up, shot at, poisoned, mutilated and castrated?

Doc. Yes, in fact we like him so much we named him after your political party.

PM. You call your dog liberal socialist party?

Doc. No we call him lucky!




Swap the names and identities and you can use this for any politician or political party in the world

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Post by Penkenny Tue May 11, 2010 9:03 pm

Can I work in with you?” - Translation: “Can I remove all your weights and sweat all over your bench?”
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Post by vatansever223 Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:14 pm

Lol thats awesome!

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Post by davidmartin414 Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:14 am

hi,
nice comments...

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Post by maria17 Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:30 am

Is it true.....silent 

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